Ask anonymous (not Discord)

Jul 18

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they’re curious about.

(Source: h4te, via ask-the-11thdoctorwhooves-deact)

May 11

tyleroakley:

Every single one.


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tyleroakley:

Every single one.

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(Source: lastsprout, via ask-the-11thdoctorwhooves-deact)

Apr 08

Feelings

On a side note, I feel kinda depressed. I don’t know if it’s something to do with all the ponies going around with their delicious-looking eggs (although, they could do with a bit more explosives), or the fact that I may or may not be stuck in Canterlot gardens, but for some reason I’m a bit under the weather. Now, if that weather where candyfloss clouds with chocolate rain, this would be a different story, but it’s not. Does anypony have suggestions on ways I could cheer me up? Or, you could always come up to Discord’s statue in Canterlot gardens and we could have a natter. If you feel like a bit of idle chit-chat, feel free to bring a sledgehammer!

Hang on….

Now wait a minute. This started off as something to pass the time whilst bored in Canterlot gardens. How on Equestria did you 4 people find me?!?!!

Apr 01

Reblog if you would want to live as your character in your characters universe

Of course I would! My multiverse contains everyone’s universe, leaving me sooo many ponies to ‘play’ with.

(Source: askyourhighnesseris, via ask-dr-atmosphereinsane)

Mar 28

Current predicament

I don’t suppose anyone could come to the adress below? I am in need of some help. Oh, and bring a sledgehammer. Or someone to argue with. Maybe some chocolate milk…..

Discord’s statue, Canterlot gardens, Canterlot, Equestria

Mar 23

Addressing followers

Oh-my. Followers. I’m not sure what to do here. Um….

Aha! Feel free to ask me questions, everyone! Don’t worry, I won’t bite…hard.

P.s I’m still not Dischord

Feb 18

Newflash!

Hello again. NOT DISCORD here. Thought that I would remind you all (you all being nothing (yet)) that I am NOT DISCORD. Thanks for listening, nobody.

Yours faithfully, NOT DISCORD

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I don’t have one. I mean, if i doesn’t move, how can it get up to any hijinks?

Feb 17

Nothing other than legitimacy

Hello. NOT Discord here. I’ve heard about a LOT of ponies here and I’ve decided to hang around for a bit. To try and fit in, I’m asking all you LOVELY FRIENDS out there to ask me some questions, so I can DEFINITELY NOT gain your trust so I can ask you things so as to learn about your weaknesses.

Ciao, NOT Discord