Every single one.
On a side note, I feel kinda depressed. I don’t know if it’s something to do with all the ponies going around with their delicious-looking eggs (although, they could do with a bit more explosives), or the fact that I may or may not be stuck in Canterlot gardens, but for some reason I’m a bit under the weather. Now, if that weather where candyfloss clouds with chocolate rain, this would be a different story, but it’s not. Does anypony have suggestions on ways I could cheer me up? Or, you could always come up to Discord’s statue in Canterlot gardens and we could have a natter. If you feel like a bit of idle chit-chat, feel free to bring a sledgehammer!
Now wait a minute. This started off as something to pass the time whilst bored in Canterlot gardens. How on Equestria did you 4 people find me?!?!!
Of course I would! My multiverse contains everyone’s universe, leaving me sooo many ponies to ‘play’ with.
I don’t suppose anyone could come to the adress below? I am in need of some help. Oh, and bring a sledgehammer. Or someone to argue with. Maybe some chocolate milk…..
Discord’s statue, Canterlot gardens, Canterlot, Equestria
Oh-my. Followers. I’m not sure what to do here. Um….
Aha! Feel free to ask me questions, everyone! Don’t worry, I won’t bite…hard.
P.s I’m still not Dischord
Hello again. NOT DISCORD here. Thought that I would remind you all (you all being nothing (yet)) that I am NOT DISCORD. Thanks for listening, nobody.
Yours faithfully, NOT DISCORD
I don’t have one. I mean, if i doesn’t move, how can it get up to any hijinks?
Hello. NOT Discord here. I’ve heard about a LOT of ponies here and I’ve decided to hang around for a bit. To try and fit in, I’m asking all you LOVELY FRIENDS out there to ask me some questions, so I can DEFINITELY NOT gain your trust so I can ask you things so as to learn about your weaknesses.
Ciao, NOT Discord